Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Quick and Easy Car Port

If you do not keep your vehicle garaged or under a car port it will be subjected to some very harsh conditions. You will need to keep it clean by washing and waxing it on a regular basis in order to combat the detrimental effects the climate will have on your car's exterior. That is a lot of work and, if you are like me, it will grow very old very quickly.

Here's one possible solution - a cheap, easy, and quick car port. In order to construct such a port you will only need a chain saw or a very large hand saw.

  1. Start by cutting down the largest tree you can find.
  2. Position the tree in the place you would like to park your car (this step is much easier if you down a tree next to your parking place).
  3. Next, use your saw of choice to hollow out a parking spot for your vehicle. If the tree is long enough, you can even make a two or three car car port!
  4. Get a lawn chair out, a beverage of your choice, and sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor.
  5. Realize you forgot to move your car before cutting the tree down.

If you did it correctly, it just may look like this:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I should have read all the instructions before starting. I missed step 5. doh!